Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Marge Simpson: Oh, hi, kids. You're just in time to go to the dentist.
- Bart Simpson: Dentist? You said we were going dirt biking through the cementery.
- Lisa Simpson: Oh, Bart. You keep falling for that one every six months.
- Homer Simpson: [Carrying a dirt bike] Check it out, suckers! Marge is taking me dirt biking through the cementery.
- Lisa Simpson: No, dad. You're going to the dentist too.
- Homer Simpson: "Why the cementery?", I wondered, but my dreams were too strong.
- Homer Simpson: I will not stay in the same house as someone from the liberal media.
- Lisa Simpson: You'll have to excuse him. He's been watching a lot of Fox News.
- Homer Simpson: Did you know that every day Mexican gays cross our borders and unplug our brain-dead ladies?
- Homer Simpson: Wanna hear something really bad Kent told me about the Fox Network?
- Lisa Simpson: Of course. Gosh, Dad, your hands are shaking.
- Homer Simpson: I know. 'Cause this one's really, really bad. For years now, Fox has been...
- [different voice dubbed over his dialogue]
- Homer Simpson: programming shows that the whole family can enjoy!
- Lisa Simpson: [gasps] Oh, my God! You don't suppose they're gonna start...
- [different voice dubbed over her dialogue]
- Lisa Simpson: entertaining America with hits like House, American ldol and American ldol Results Show?
- Homer Simpson: I'm afraid they might. But I will not be silenced! The truth is...
- [20th Century Fox logo interrupts him]
- Homer Simpson: Okay. What I was going to say was...
- [Gracie Films logo shushes him]