Jenna Fischer credited as playing...
Pam Beesly
- Pam Beesly: [answering the phone] Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race For The Cure, this is Pam.
- Michael Scott: [whispering] Pro-Am.
- Pam Beesly: Pro-Am Race For Th- they hung up.
- Pam Beesly: [trying to sound inspirational] I know you, Michael. I saw you naked.
- Michael Scott: [still very depressed] You don't... You don't know me. You've just seen my penis.
- Pam Beesly: [after Pam accidentally enters Michael's office while he's changing clothes] On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark?
- Michael Scott: European offices are naked all the time.
- Pam Beesly: They're so not.
- Michael Scott: Besides, my shirt tail covered most of it, so...
- Pam Beesly: I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended.
- Jim Halpert: Gross.
- Michael Scott: That's not gross, it's the human body, what is your problem? Pam, you're an artist, right? Think of me as one of your models.
- Jan Levinson: So, I heard that you were peeping on Michael.
- Pam Beesly: What? No, it was not...
- Jan Levinson: Look, I don't know what your deal is, but he's mine, ok? So hands off.
- Pam Beesly: Also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.
- Michael Scott: How about a rabies nurse?
- Pam Beesly: I don't think so.
- Jim Halpert: You know what, though? I've actually seen ads for nurses that you can hire by the hour... for, uh, parties and bachelor events.
- Michael Scott: That's possible. Look into that.
- Jim Halpert: So, what's your strategy for the race?
- Pam Beesly: Well, I'm gonna start fast.
- Jim Halpert: Mm-hmm.
- Pam Beesly: Then I'm gonna run fast in the middle. Then I'm gonna end fast.
- Jim Halpert: Why won't more people do that?
- Pam Beesly: 'Cause they're stupid.