Jenna Fischer credited as playing...
Pam Beesly
- [in the sitting area, writing down the numbers of women to set Michael up with]
- Stanley Hudson: There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card.
- Phyllis Lapin: Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. He can just deal with it.
- Pam Beesly: Who are you putting down?
- Jim Halpert: Oh, you don't know her.
- Pam Beesly: Who is it?
- Jim Halpert: Your mom.
- Pam Beesly: Yeah, whatever.
- [Jim smiles and shows her the card]
- Pam Beesly: Give that to me! Give that to me.
- Pam Beesly: Okay, Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you.
- Michael Scott: Oh, really? What's her name, Burger King?
- Michael Scott: I think that fate put this catalogue in my hands.
- Pam Beesly: Actually, I put the catalogue into your hands, 'cause you have to pick out a new chair.
- [first lines]
- Pam Beesly: W. B. Jones is renovating their offices, and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.
- Jim Halpert: So we had to park at a satellite parking lot
- [tilts head]
- Jim Halpert: over there.
- Pam Beesly: Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today, Jim.
- Jim Halpert: Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.
- Pam Beesly: Nature!
- Oscar Martinez: I've been here nine years, now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away.
- Andy Bernard: I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar!
- Kevin Malone: [on the ground, rubbing his feet and crying angrily] I will quit. As God as my witness, *I will quit*
- [sniff]
- Kevin Malone: if this is not fixed!
- Pam Beesly: Some of us like the walk more than others.
- Kevin Malone: [off-screen] Hurts like hell...