Max Deacon credited as playing...
Teenage Boots McKay
- Boots: [In the Tunnel] Hey Joe! You know David Bowie believes in aliens?
- Young Joe Scot: Yeah, I know.
- [pause]
- Young Joe Scot: You stink! You need a bath.
- Boots: I had a bath.
- Young Joe Scot: When?
- Boots: I...
- [thinking]
- Young Joe Scot: Exactly! You never take a bath! You stink!
- Boots: Well, how often do you have a bath then?
- Young Joe Scot: Every day.
- Boots: Every day?
- Young Joe Scot: Yes, every day.
- Boots: What, does your mom make you?
- Young Joe Scot: No, I just like to be clean.
- Boots: Everyday's not clean, everyday's weird!