Danny DeVito credited as playing...
Frank Reynolds
- Frank Reynolds: Employee evaluation. This bar is a business, and we're gonna start acting like one.
- Mac: Yeah, well, I DON'T want to start acting like a business, 'cause that sounds boring as shit.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, and this thing's, like, ten pages long, so you know what? I'm not gonna read it.
- Frank Reynolds: Well, then, that's gonna affect your rank!
- Dennis Reynolds: Rank?
- Frank Reynolds: I put us all in a ranking system so you'd all care about your jobs.
- Dennis Reynolds: Are we ranked now?
- Frank Reynolds: Yes, you are.
- Dennis Reynolds: Where am I ranked?
- Frank Reynolds: Second, after me.
- Mac: Wait, what about me?
- Frank Reynolds: You're third.
- Mac: WHAT? Why am I third?
- Frank Reynolds: Too volatile.
- Mac: BULLSHIT! That's BULLSHIT!
- [about the dance 'contest']
- Dee Reynolds: Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
- Dennis Reynolds: Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
- Charlie Kelly: No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
- Dee Reynolds: That's a 'Z', Charlie!
- Frank Reynolds: Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
- Charlie Kelly: I gave it a once-over!
- Mac: Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!
- Mac: [sees Frank and company grilling outside] What the hell is going on out here?
- Frank Reynolds: We're makin' brownies...
- Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara: The drug-filled kind.
- Dee Reynolds: [about the dance 'contest'] Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
- Dennis Reynolds: Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
- Charlie Kelly: No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
- Dee Reynolds: That's a 'Z', Charlie!
- Frank Reynolds: Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
- Charlie Kelly: I gave it a once-over!
- Mac: Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!