Charlie Day credited as playing...
Charlie Kelly
- Charlie Kelly: DJ Fat Michael?
- Fat Michael: Yo!
- Charlie Kelly: Squirrely D?
- DJ Squirrely D: My man!
- Charlie Kelly: Can you please play my tape for a dance chal-LONGE?
- Fat Michael: Yes, I can do, my brother!
- Charlie Kelly: [to Dennis] Cream always rises to the top and you're about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.
- [about the dance 'contest']
- Dee Reynolds: Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
- Dennis Reynolds: Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
- Charlie Kelly: No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
- Dee Reynolds: That's a 'Z', Charlie!
- Frank Reynolds: Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
- Charlie Kelly: I gave it a once-over!
- Mac: Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!
- Charlie Kelly: [Rickety Cricket, with a set of high-tech new leg braces, just challenged Mac to a danceoff] You know he's not gonna go down easy.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh no way, dude. He's fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space-age technology.
- Dee Reynolds: [about the dance 'contest'] Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
- Dennis Reynolds: Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
- Charlie Kelly: No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
- Dee Reynolds: That's a 'Z', Charlie!
- Frank Reynolds: Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
- Charlie Kelly: I gave it a once-over!
- Mac: Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!