David Bowie credited as playing...
Lord Royal Highness
- Lord Royal Highness: Gentlemen, what *is* art?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [jumping excitedly, a hand in the air] Oh! Me, me! I know, I know!
- Squidward Tentacles: [shoving SpongeBob out of the way] I thought you'd never ask! Art is a conscious arrangement of elements that affects the sense of beauty!
- Lord Royal Highness: Not even close. Art is what happens when you learn... to *dream*.
- Lord Royal Highness: [to SpongeBob and Patrick] Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make ready for tonight's dinner, so I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved, ancient, and fragile Atlantean relic.
- Lord Royal Highness: My, those pockets of yours certainly have a nose for treasure!
- Mr. Krabs: These are me houndstooth pants.
- Patrick Starfish: We destroyed your oldest and most prized possession!
- [There is a pause during which Lord Royal Highness looks utterly horrified]
- Lord Royal Highness: [laughing] If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humour!