Ashley Tisdale credited as playing...
Maddie Fitzpatrick
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [to London] Are you doing this on purpose?
- London Tipton: Doing what?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Completely ignoring everything I'm saying!
- London Tipton: Doing what?
- London Tipton: [about her and Diego] We're gonna get married, buy a big villa and live in acapella.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: People sing acapella. He lives in Acapulco.
- London Tipton: That's what my sweater's made of!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: That's alpaca!
- [Chef Paolo tries to protect his cake from London and Maddie's dueling]
- Chef Paolo: Hey, surfer dudes!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick, London Tipton: Where?
- [while they're distracted, Chef Paolo moves his cake]
- London Tipton: Ooh! Daddy's arranged for me to have private fencing class for P.E. credit. I don't like poor girls sweating on me.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Well, this poor girl doesn't want to bleed on you.