Harish Patel credited as playing...
- Samir: Dad, it's okay; he was a chef at a hotel in Mumbai.
- Hakim: Of course he was, and I am the bloody King of Sweden!
- Hakim: I should just sell the bloody restaurant - one less headache around my neck.
- Hakim: [banging pot with a spoon] Get up! It's time for namaz.
- Samir: Since when did you become religious?
- Hakim: [to Samir] Bloody Jesus isn't going to teach you namaz! Only I, your father, am going to teach you namaz!
- Farrida: Since when did you become religious?
- Farrida: He told me I'm a very beautiful woman. He said I'm full of spirit. And he sang to me a love song that he used to sing to his wife.
- Hakim: Love song... what love song?
- Hakim: His sous-chef, huh? Do we believe that?
- Farrida: Not for a minute!
- Hakim: [pause] Do we care?
- Farrida: Not for a minute!
