Mike McFarland credited as playing...
Master Roshi
- Master Roshi: Do your legs hurt? Cause you've been running all through my dreams!
- Mermaid: Pardon?... I don't have legs.
- [Roshi sees the girl is a mermaid, and collapses]
- Master Roshi: [awkward laugh] So, you're a mermaid, are you?
- Master Roshi: [thinking to himself] I knew there was something fishy about this...
- [looks at the mermaid's skimpy top]
- Master Roshi: [thinking] I guess i can still try with her human half...
- Master Roshi: Well, I'm like a turtle and you're part fish, so what do you say you and me go inside and learn more about our species?
- [smack! the mermaid hits him and dives into the water]
- Krillin: So who are you anyway, his pupil?
- Goku: Yeah, I'm Goku!
- Krillin: Hmm, doesn't seem that you like fighting.
- Goku: I like marshmallows!
- Krillin: What's that gotta do with anything?
- Goku: Well, I'm hungry. And your bald head looks like one.
- Krillin: What did you say? Didn't you know that everyone who's serious about martial arts shave their head? Look at Master Roshi, he shaves!
- Master Roshi: Nope, I'm naturally bald.