Jake Gyllenhaal credited as playing...
Davis
- Davis: You must be Chris.
- Chris: You fucking my mom?
- Davis: No, I'm not. We were just sleeping...
- Chris: [interrupts] She's fucking crazy. If you haven't noticed, she's a fucking pothead. She calls it cannabis 'cause it makes her feel like less of a fucking pothead.
- Davis: You say fuck a lot.
- Chris: So?
- Davis: So you're just not using it properly.
- Chris: The fuck does that mean?
- Davis: That's what I mean. Fuck is a great word, but if you use it too much then it just loses its value and you sound stupid.
- Chris: Fuck you.
- Davis: Exactly. I feel nothing and you sound like an idiot. Have a good one.
- [Davis leaves]
- Chris: Who the f...
- [thinks about it]
- Davis: Dear Champion Vending Company: I put five quarters in your machine and proceeded to push B2, which should have given me peanut M&M's. Regrettably, it did not. I found this upsetting, as I was very hungry, and also my wife had died ten minutes earlier.
- Davis: What about the boys at school? Is there anybody that you like, that you find attractive?
- Chris: Maybe Andrew White. He's a junior, and we have the same gym class too. We have to get changed together.
- Davis: Do you watch him when you get changed?
- Chris: No.
- Davis: Well then I don't think you're gay, Chris.
- Chris: I have to try not to look. I have to tell myself not to.
- Davis: Yeah, no, that's normal, you know. I mean, you're young and curious, it's...
- Chris: Sometimes I imagine his dick in my mouth.
- Davis: Oh. That's different.
- Davis: [to Phil] There was love between us your daughter and I, it's just that I didn't hold onto it well enough
- Karen: I can't have sex with you. It'd be dangerous.
- Davis: There's that word again. Is Carl really out of town, or did you just chop him up into little pieces and stuff him in your sock drawer?
- Karen: That's ridiculous. I don't have a sock drawer.
- Davis: Well... where do you keep all your socks?
- Karen: In the same drawer as my underwear.
- Davis: What? I just... You know, I just think a woman's underwear is deserving of its own space.
- [last lines]
- Chris: [in his letter] Dear Davis, thanks for your letter. I'm recovering slowly but surely. Despite the ass-kicking, I must say, being myself feels good. By the way, mom left Carl, FYI. I have a little gift for you. Be at pier 64 this Saturday at 11:00 A.M. sharp. Trust me.
- Davis: [arrives at the location just in time to see a building demolitioned]
- Chris: P.S. Go fuck yourself. Warmest regards, Davis c. Mitchell.
- Dr. Brodkey: [after running some tests] Davis... not sure how to tell you this. Come on. See for yourself...
- [now pointing at screen with other doctor's watching]
- Dr. Brodkey: Part of your heart is missing.
- Davis: What? How did that happen?
- Dr. Brodkey: Judging by the bite pattern, I'd say gypsy moths.
- Davis: [suddenly jolts back to reality in the doctor's office]
- Davis: [thinking] My parents left for Tampa this afternoon, and I stayed at the airport an extra two hours watching people walk back and forth with their luggage in tow. I find I'm suddenly filled with... wait... Overwhelmed by... a growing sense of curiosity. What are in these bags? I wanna know what these people can't do without for four days in buffalo. I wanna go through every one of them and dump their shit in a huge pile.
- Davis: And the national guard guy? I wanna hold his gun. I wanna protect my country.
- [imagines aiming at bad guys]
- Todd: [Davis has interrupted his scholarship interview] Um... lost my train of thought. We won.
- Davis: Oh. What'd you win?
- Todd: Swimming. I'm a swimmer.
- Davis: Ah. Do you swim? You know, I used to do laps at the Y, and then I realized how many people must urinate in that pool on a daily basis, and that kinda ruined it for me. Yeah.
- Davis: Excuse me, is Karen Moreno here?
- Bucaneer Diner Waitress: Who?
- Davis: Blonde hair, hazel eyes, but not hispanic like her name suggests.