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Shia LaBeouf and Evan Rachel Wood in Charlie Countryman (2013)

Til Schweiger: Darko

Charlie Countryman

Til Schweiger credited as playing...

Darko

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  • Darko: [Angry at Karl for misspelling his name] My name is Darko. Darko.
  • [Brings out a pen]
  • Darko: And maybe if I put this pen right into your asshole, then write my name inside, you will remember?
  • Darko: [Luc chuckles nervously] Something is funny?
  • Luc: [Looks at everyone, very nervously] Yeah. What you just said with the pen-in-the-asshole thing. I mean you can't actually write inside someone's asshole.
  • Karl: It wouldn't actually help me remember.
  • Luc: How can you read inside your own asshole?
  • Karl: You wouldn't be able to read it.
  • Darko: [Angry at Karl for misspelling his name] My name is Darko. Darko.
  • [Brings out a pen]
  • Darko: And maybe if I put this pen right into your asshole, then write my name inside, you will remember?
  • [Luc chuckles nervously]
  • Darko: Something is funny?
  • Karl: [Looks at everyone, very nervously] Yeah. What you just said with the pen-in-the-asshole thing. I mean you can't actually write inside someone's asshole.
  • Luc: It wouldn't actually help me remember.
  • Karl: How can you read inside your own asshole?
  • Luc: You wouldn't be able to read it.

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