Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: My acting Boss says you ain't going anywhere.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What'd you sell and who'd you sell it to?
- D.I. Agent Fred Rinnert: [turns around faces Gibbs] Maybe if you cut me a deal, I'll tell you.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abby.
- [Gibbs moves out of the way, Abby moves forward and punches Rinnert in the nose]
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: [about Stephanie] Bring her in for another interview.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Tony and Ziva start to leave] Wait.
- [Tony and Ziva stop]
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: I said bring her in!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And I said wait!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This never turns out well for the kids.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs is trying to get the name of Marsden's date] Name.
- Army Major Eric Sweigart: Stephanie Flynn.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: The woman who was with Jill Reynolds?
- Army Major Eric Sweigart: That's right.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Stephanie Bronwyn Flynn?
- Army Major Eric Sweigart: Yeah.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: [quietly to Gibbs] You know her?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. I was married to her.
- [Abby has bought the team iPods with her tax refund]
- Abby Sciuto: It's the newest version, Gibbs. It's a hundred and sixty gigabytes. You could download like, forty thousand songs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I only listen to five, Abs.
- Abby Sciuto: Five thousand?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. Five.
- Abby Sciuto: Oh, Gibbs. We really have to broaden your horizons. I could download some of my music for you.
- [Gibbs' phone rings]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Gibbs.
- Abby Sciuto: Like Android Lust, or Flesh-Eating Foundation, Green Satan, or Suicide Commando.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [hanging his phone up] Dead Marine.
- Abby Sciuto: Never heard of 'em.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Do you have a *problem* with Colonel Mann interviewing your ex-wife?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Do I have a choice?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard, Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: No!
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Problem solved!
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: We - we have a - a little issue?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: We?
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: Do you want to tell her, Agent Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not particularly.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Is this issue going to involve *lawyers*?
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: It already did. It's his ex-wife, she's a material witness.
- D.I. Agent Fred Rinnert: You have to go up to go down, right?
- [pushes the elevator button]
- Abby Sciuto: Can I hit him now, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.
- D.I. Agent Fred Rinnert: [after the data has been deleted] Abby, I'm hurt that you think that I'd do this.
- Abby Sciuto: Can I hit him, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Only the dead know the true meaning of patience, Timothy. No more places to go, people to see. Except me, of course.
- [walks up to Mann and Gibbs]
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Colonel, Jethro. So, uh, to whom do I report?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Her.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: Me.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [sotto voce] Better get used to that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [sees that Mann has overheard] Spear guns. Pretty cool. "Thunderball."
- [imitating Sean Connery]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Very James Bond,
- [normal voice]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: boss. Ma'am. Colonel.