Hank Azaria: Old Jewish Man • Lou • Chief Wiggum • ...
I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
The Simpsons
Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Old Jewish Man • Lou • Chief Wiggum • Snake Jailbird • Moe Szyslak
- Lou: Chief, it looks like there's a 64G in progress.
- [Chief Wiggum looks confused]
- Lou: Armed robbery with a gun?
- [Chief Wiggum still looks confused; Lou draws a stick figure robber on his pad]
- Lou: Come on, chief. You know this one.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, a shootie stealie.
- Homer Simpson: Chief Wiggum, you have to do something. My current wife is in there.
- Chief Wiggum: Well, you take over then. I have no stake in this. This isn't even my bank. I'm at Federal Mutual down the street.
- [Chief Wiggum just won a stuffed monkey at the carnival]
- Lou: Chief, I think we have a hostage situation over there.
- Chief Wiggum: Can't a man have one minute alone with his monkey? One minute?
- [Lou mumbles something]
- Chief Wiggum: What'd you say?
- Lou: I said the monkey would make a better chief!
- Chief Wiggum: He is a pretty great monkey, isn't he?