Sandra Dickinson credited as playing...
Trillian
- Trillian: Probability factor of one to one. We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
- [Ford Prefect has, quite improbably, turned into a penguin, and Arthur's leg has drifted off into the sunset]
- Ford Prefect: Hey. Quack. Who are you? Where are you? What's going on? Quack. Is there any way of stopping it?
- Trillian: Please relax. You are perfectly safe.
- Ford Prefect: That is not the point. Quack. The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin. Quack. And my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs.
- [last lines]
- Zaphod Beeblebrox: Trillian, is this sort of thing going to happen every time we use the Infinite Improbability drive?
- Trillian: Very probably, I'm afraid.
- Zaphod Beeblebrox: Zaphod Beeblebrox, this is a very large drink. Hi.
- Trillian: [over the intercom] Please relax. You are perfectly safe.
- Ford Prefect: That is not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin and my colleague is rapidly running out of limbs!