Steve-O credited as playing...
Self
- Steve-O: [about to get hit in the crotch in Tee Ball] I'm Steve-O... Oh fuck! Why do I have to be Steve-O?
- Steve-O: How many bee stings do you think we can take?
- Manny Puig: I think it takes about a hundred to kill a man.
- Dave England: What?
- Steve-O: There's 50,000 bees in there.
- [laughs]
- Dave England: Did you just make that up, please?
- Manny Puig: I don't think I made it up.
- Dave England: 50,000 and it takes a hundred to kill a man?
- Manny Puig: I think it's about a hundred bees can kill you. If I'm not mistaken.
- Dave England: What are we doing here?
- Crew Member: Making a hit movie.
- Jeff Tremaine: Go for 99 and then take off.
- Steve-O: [laughing] The thing is that Dave doesn't understand is that the more you freak out, the more you get stung! Idiot!
- Johnny Knoxville: [On Steve-O about to be launched into the air in a Porta-Potty filled with excrement] Now you're taking the reins and taking it to a whole 'nother level.
- Steve-O: [Unexcitedly] Yep.
- Johnny Knoxville: You look pretty happy about it.
- Steve-O: [Before downing a cup full of sweat extracted from Preston's crotch and buttocks] Here's to good health.
- Steve-O: Most people don't like the idea of being covered in dog shit, but that doesn't bother me nearly as much as like bungee diving and roller coasters. I just cant do that shit. That's why this is gonna be fantastic.
- Johnny Knoxville: [during the Sweatsuit Cocktail bit] Why Steve-O I believe this is the first cocktail you've had in two years.
- Steve-O: [disgusted] Yeah. Here's to good health.
- Preston Lacy: Woah. Steve-O! Steve-O! Lord!
- Steve-O: Sorry. Sorry.
- Preston Lacy: Prostate exam going on back there.