Steve-O credited as playing...
Self
- Steve-O: T-Nigs, that snapping turtle tore him up, huh?
- T. Nigs: Oh yeah! Guess what? If I was gonna do the snapping turtle thing... I wouldn't do it on my nose.
- Chris Pontius: Where would you do it? On your pecker?
- T. Nigs: Absolutely.
- Loomis Fall: [covered in pee] That don't taste like Captain Morgan!
- Steve-O: [grabbing Loomis around the shoulders] It tastes like piss!