Edi Gathegi credited as playing...
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole
- Dr. Gregory House: [referring to Cole] Dark religious nut.
- Cole: What did you call me?
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm sorry. What do you people want to be called this week?
- Cole: Cole.
- Dr. Gregory House: What did the angio say?
- Cole: We couldn't finish it. She started groping me.
- Dr. Gregory House: You couldn't let her get to second base just to get the test done?
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I think that's third base.
- Dr. Gregory House: Big Love, have I humiliated you in the last half hour?
- Cole: No.
- Dr. Gregory House: Check your e-mail.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Cole] You have oatmeal on your pants.
- [Cole looks at his pants and looks around; Kutner looks up]
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Do you have a camera in here?
- Dr. Gregory House: No. I was guessing. He had oatmeal on his pants yesterday and the day before. Have one of your wives look after the spawn.
- Cole: I'm a single dad.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Where's the single mom?
- Cole: I have no idea.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Cole] You okay with an answer based on evolution?
- Cole: Yeah.
- Dr. Gregory House: Hypocrite.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Cole] I have a theory. Maybe you can help me out. Black Mormon means masochist. Means kinky. I'm thinking that someone got hurt making the bastard. Am I right?
- Cole: You leave my son out of this.
- Dr. Gregory House: I wasn't referring to your kid's hypocrisy. I was referring to yours.
- Cole: [to House] Just shut up already! We got a patient dying!
- Dr. Gregory House: Either got to prescribe an exorcism or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud.
- [Cole punches him in the mouth]