Lisa Edelstein credited as playing...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow! I don't even need a reason!
- Dr. Gregory House: She doesn't fire me! She will never fire me! She needs me!
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He's a good doctor. That's all I respect. His expertise and I...
- Dr. Gregory House: She's hot for me. Always...
- James: Shut up!
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well that could have been either of us.
- James: You have great ya-boos.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Still could have been either of us.
- Dr. Gregory House: You lose.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your team, Foreman included, is dealing with the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007. Frankly, I'm worried it might spread to other condiments.
- Dr. Gregory House: War doesn't end until Foreman's gone.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Foreman's not going anywhere!
- Dr. Gregory House: And I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [after Cuddy admits to changing House's Vicodin with laxatives] I'm not gonna fire Foreman.
- Dr. James Wilson: I said think he's won. Find some other way to soothe his ego. The thing's big enough. You must be able to find some corner to polish.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Where were you two hours ago?
- Dr. James Wilson: [little pause] Where were you?
- [cut to House exiting the restroom]