Robert Ito credited as playing...
Henry Chan
- [Henry and Stanley wind up tailing Alli and Baba to a fez top convention]
- Henry Chan: I've changed my mind, Stanley.
- Stanley Chan: You did?
- Henry Chan: Uh-huh. You ARE as dumb as I think you are.
- [Henry and Stanley unintentionally finish driving a man while disguised as a taxi]
- Stanley Chan: Wow, what a cheapskate. He didn't even give us a tip.
- Henry Chan: Now you did it, pinhead. How are we supposed to find those two guys we were tailing?
- [Alli and Baba walk across the street]
- Stanley Chan: They're right there. See? I'm not as dumb as you think I am, right?
- Henry Chan: Right, but only because that's not possible.
- Henry Chan: What makes you so sure Ali and Baba are guilty?
- Stanley Chan: Elementary. That missing jewel crook Hamid Bey wore a fez, and they wear fezzes, so you gotta keep your eye on anybody with a fez.
- Henry Chan: Stanley, sometimes I wonder if you're really part of this family.
- [Ali and Baba walk out]
- Stanley Chan: There they are!
- Henry Chan: All right. We'll follow them, but I hope you're right. Let's go.
- [Stanley is now dressed as an Indian]
- Henry Chan: What's the disguise for this time?
- Stanley Chan: So they won't recognize me.
- Henry Chan: How can they recognize you if they never saw you before?
- Stanley Chan: Next time they see me, they won't remember me from this time.
- Henry Chan: [irritated] Just go.