Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Howard Wolowitz: We're going to need a strong 4th for our team.
- Raj Koothrappali: You know who's apparently very smart, is the girl who played TV's "Blossom." She got her Ph.D in neuroscience or something.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Raj, we're not getting TV's "Blossom" to join our Physics Bowl team.
- Raj Koothrappali: How about the girl from the "Wonder Years?"
- Raj Koothrappali: I say we wait until he looks at us, then laugh like "Yes, you are a smart and strong competitor, but we are also smart and strong and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you."
- Leonard: How exactly would that laugh go?
- Raj Koothrappali: [in high-pitched voice] He-he-he-he-he-he!
- Howard Wolowitz: That sounds more like "We are a tall, thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your Dalmatians."
- Leonard: Guys, let's remember that Sheldon is still our friend, and my roommate.
- Howard Wolowitz: So?
- Leonard: So, nothing. Let's destroy him.
- [regarding the equation in the final question]
- Raj Koothrappali: Holy crap!
- Leonard: What the hell is that?
- Howard Wolowitz: It looks like something they found on the ship at Roswell.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oooh... more details about the new Star Trek film. There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.
- Raj Koothrappali: I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.
- Sheldon: Oh, please. For Vulcans, mating - or if you will, pon farr... is an extremely private matter.
- Leonard: Still, I'd like to know the details. His mother was human, his father was Vulcan. They couldn't just 'conceive'.
- Howard Wolowitz: Maybe they had to go to a clinic. Can you imagine Spock's dad in a little room with a copy of "Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears"?
- Raj Koothrappali: How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same? No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, "Hey, get your thing out of my nose".
- Sheldon: [discussing their team name for the Physics Bowl] Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidating one's opponent.
- Raj Koothrappali: Then we could be the "Bengal Tigers."
- Sheldon: Poor choice. Gram for gram, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of the army ant.
- Raj Koothrappali: Maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.
- Howard Wolowitz: Okay, we're going to need a strong fourth for our team.
- Raj Koothrappali: You know who's apparently very smart, is the girl who played TV's Blossom. She got a PhD in neuroscience or something.
- Leonard: Raj, we're not getting TV's Blossom to join our physics bowl team.
- Raj Koothrappali: How about the girl from the Wonder Years?
- Howard Wolowitz: Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution to all our problems.
- Leonard: We can't ask Leslie Winkle.
- Raj Koothrappali: Why? Because you slept together and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney?
- Leonard: Yes.