Jacek Rozenek credited as playing...
Geralt of Rivia
- Abigail: What about your sword? I heard witchers carry two - a silver blade for monsters and steel for humans...
- Geralt of Rivia: Both are for monsters.
- Geralt of Rivia: [of Adda] That spoiled little vixen... well, she wants some catoblepas. Rare would be best.
- Triss Merigold: Are you kidding?
- Geralt of Rivia: No. Triss, could you conjure up something, please.
- Triss Merigold: Sorcery at parties is considered very unseemly...
- Geralt of Rivia: I'll create a distraction.
- Triss Merigold: I'll do better myself.
- [casts spell]
- Triss Merigold: Catoblepas steak, rare, for the Princess.
- Geralt of Rivia: Thank you, Triss.
- Triss Merigold: You know I can conjure up orgasms, too?
- Geralt of Rivia: I think I prefer traditional methods.
- Azar Javed: I warned you. Pissing upwind leads to disaster.
- Geralt of Rivia: You talk too much. Scared?
- Azar Javed: This time you pissed in a tornado.
- Professor: [summoned by Javed] I come at your command, master. I listen and obey, as a genie would.
- Azar Javed: Professor, cut the crap and get him.
- Professor: [to Geralt] You see, witcher? Too much water around for Azar to feel comfortable. Fire mages... limited. He needs me to do the wet work.
- Geralt of Rivia: Good. Two worms with one stone.
- King of the Wild Hunt: You want to fight me? So be it. Your flight from death ends here. Draw your sword.
- Geralt of Rivia: I was afraid you'd suggest chess.
- Professor: I hear witchers can parry bolts in flight.
- [Geralt draws his sword. The Professor points at crossbow at him. Leo tries to sneak behind the Professor]
- Professor: Let's see.
- Geralt of Rivia: Leo, stop!
- [the Professor turns around ands shoots a bolt at Leo, who falls on the floor, mortally wounded]
- Professor: Ah. Another fairy tale.
- Geralt of Rivia: I do understand your sorrow. Your solitude. If I can do anything...
- Lady of the Lake: Cease treating me like a Goddess, I have enough worshippers. I lack one who sees me as other than the object of a cult.
- Geralt of Rivia: Milady, simple folk... they don't understand.
- Lady of the Lake: I judge them not. But let's return to your desire to help. Begin by paying me a compliment.
- Geralt of Rivia: Hmmm, I'm no good at this. Milady... ehm... your... wisdom is... inferior only to your goodness.
- Lady of the Lake: Enough. I choose not to believe you don't find me attractive, rather... I blame your famous scruples.
- Geralt of Rivia: Milady, your... eyes are like stars glimmering in the night sky.
- Lady of the Lake: Distant and cold. Weak, witcher.
- Geralt of Rivia: Your ass puts others to shame.
- Lady of the Lake: [bursting into laughter] None has ever paid me such a compliment! My brave knights only praised my soul, though I knew where their eyes fixated!
- Zahin Schmartz: Greetings.
- Geralt of Rivia: Greetings, dwarf.
- Zahin Schmartz: No pain in yer teeth? Schmartz, Zahin, dentist.
- Geralt of Rivia: Geralt of Rivia, witcher, immune to cavities.
- Zoltan Chivay: You hungry?
- Geralt of Rivia: [drunk] A little.
- Zoltan Chivay: We've bread, but we shouldn't eat plain bread.
- Dandelion: Zoltan's right. We need some lard.
- Zoltan Chivay: That mummy downstairs must have a full larder...
- Geralt of Rivia: You're joking!
- Dandelion: That mummy must have some lard, maybe pickles, too.
- Geralt of Rivia: Shani?
- Shani: Just don't get caught, Geralt. I'll pay for them tomorrow.
- Geralt of Rivia: Wait a second. Why me?
- Zoltan Chivay: Dwarves are no masters of stealth, Shani wouldn't sneak about and Dandelion, well, he'd mess up.
- Dandelion: [asking for Grandma's diary] Show me. I wonder what granny did when she was younger... bet she was a real player.
- Geralt of Rivia: One track mind.
- Shani: [reading the diary] Dandelion's right! Five lovers in the first few pages.
- Carmen: Still water runs deep...
- Geralt of Rivia: I'd best start at the beginning. What's your connection to Salamandra?
- Berengar: What the hell... it's a simple story. They found me some time ago and the Professor made me an offer I couldn't refuse. You know the kind- help us or we'll feed you your balls.
- Jacques de Aldersberg: Like you, I tried to hide my otherness. To use my powers to redeem my sin.
- Geralt of Rivia: What sin?
- Jacques de Aldersberg: The worst of all. My otherness.
- Alvin: Shani screamed at the man in glasses. He told her she liked freaks and he'd show her what a real man was.
- Geralt of Rivia: Mmhh...
- Alvin: Shani cussed him and kicked him in the...
- Geralt of Rivia: Right... did they hurt her?
- Alvin: No. The man in glasses started crying and the others were afraid to get close to her while she called them bad names.
- Abigail: [on Alvin] With winter approaching, if I grow hungry, I'll eat him.
- [laughs]
- Abigail: Doubtless the villagers think so, believing me a monster.
- Geralt of Rivia: Are you one, Abigail?
- Abigail: We all hide a monster inside us.
- Yaevinn: Look into my eyes, dh'oine, and you will see your death.
- Geralt of Rivia: I see a blind fanatic about to perish.
- Yaevinn: Silence, traitor. You've delivered death too often. Retribution awaits.
- Geralt of Rivia: You might be able to brainwash young elves with your slogans, but they don't impress me, nor did they impress those you murdered.
- Yaevinn: I was wrong about you. You're a blind, rabid dog biting anything that moves. Someone needs to finish you off.
- [visions of Yaevinn and Siegfried appear on the Ice Plains]
- Siegfried of Denesle: [to Geralt] You thought you could stand aside.
- Geralt of Rivia: I wanted no part of politics. I'm a witcher. I'm neutral.
- Yaevinn: We fought for those we love. You scorned that feel; never understand it.
- Siegfried of Denesle: A machine created to kill. You had no choice. Your time has past.
- Yaevinn: You are obsolete. The world has no use for you. Lay down your sword and rest, Geralt.
- Geralt of Rivia: [to the Grand Master] Have the courage to fight me, Jacques! Stop hiding behind specters and illusions. I'll find you.
- Siegfried of Denesle: You won't get the chance.
- Alvin: [seeing a drunk Geralt returning home] You look like the Reverend returning from the cellar.
- Geralt of Rivia: Alvin...
- Alvin: You won't hit me, will you?