Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Leonard: The only way we can play teams is if we cut Raj in half.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, sure. Cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.
- Howard Wolowitz: Watch this. It's really cool. Call Leonard Hofstadter.
- Automated Cell Phone Voice: Did you say "Call Helen Boxleitner"?
- Howard Wolowitz: No. Call Leonard Hofstadter.
- Automated Cell Phone Voice: Did you say "Call Temple Beth Sader"?
- Howard Wolowitz: No.
- Leonard: Here, here, here. Let me try. Call McFlono McFlooneyloo.
- Automated Cell Phone Voice: Calling Rajesh Koothrappali.
- Raj Koothrappali: [his phone rings] Oh. That's very impressive. And a little racist.
- Sheldon: If we're all through playing "mock the flawed technology", can we get on with Halo night?
- Raj Koothrappali: Can we please make a decision? Not only are there children starving in India, there's an Indian starving right here.