Charlie Day credited as playing...
Charlie Kelly
- Sal: Explain to me why my wife is calling me telling me that one of Pussy Hands' friends tried to force himself on her.
- Mac, Dennis Reynolds, Charlie Kelly: Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Anthony: This guy?
- Mac: Oh! Oh! That's crazy!
- Anthony: Enough with the "oh"s!
- Charlie Kelly: I'm asking hypothetical questions here, come on.
- Dee Reynolds: I'm sorry! I'm a little bit preoccupied with being worried about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs!