Bruce Lester Johnson credited as playing...
Sgt. Samuel Redford
- Sweetwater: Sarge, Haggard's running away again!
- Redford: Hold on, something ain't right.
- Sweetwater: I know, look at him, he runs like a girl.
- Redford: No, not that. I'm talking about something else.
- Sweetwater: Saaaarge, Haggard's running away again!
- Redford: Well, look at that...
- Sweetwater: I know! He runs like a girl!
- Haggard: Darn it, I just remembered I traded my last piece of beef jerky.
- Sweetwater: For what?
- Haggard: Cigarettes... but I don't smoke. So I traded them for a tube of back cream.
- Redford: You got back problems?
- Haggard: No... I was hoping the guy with my beef jerky would want it.