Jon Huertas credited as playing...
Sgt. Antonio 'Poke' Espera
- Sgt. Tony 'Poke' Espera: All these other grunts look up to Recon like we're cold blooded warriors. We're carnivorous mother-fuckers dawg!
- Sgt. Antonio 'Poke' Espera: People been fighting over this bitch since ancient times, Dog. How many graves we standing on? Think about all the wisdom and science and money and civilization it took to build these machines, and the courage of all the men who came here, and the love of their wives and children that was in their hearts. And all that hate, Dog. All the hate it took to blow these motherfuckers away. It's destiny, Dog. White man's gotta rule the world.
- [Colbert sees Espera's team working on a Humvee]
- Sgt. Tony 'Poke' Espera: Hey. All my hoses are rotted out. I got Dirty Earl workin' it.
- Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: Got a mess of blown donkey dicks.
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: We're on a short string here, Poke.
- Sgt. Tony 'Poke' Espera: I just got this bucket five days ago, dawg. This is like Gilligan's Island. They're givin' us rocks and coconuts to make radios with.
- Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: Shit. Even the gaskets are gone, man. Back home, they're drivin' around in Mercedes-Benz SUVs, pickin' up their poodles at the dog cappuccino stand. And here we are invading a country with ghetto hoopties.
- [he spits]
- Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: It's depressing.
- [Person walks up and thrusts a hose between Carizales' legs]
- Cpl. Ray Person: [in a goofy voice] My friends, I bring you gifts!
- Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: The fuck? Where the fuck you find those?
- Cpl. Ray Person: I had to suck an officer's cock to get these.
- Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: See? That's some exploitive shit. You been exploited by your betters. You know what we need in America, man, is a holiday where once a year, the blue-collar man gets to go into the home of the white-collar man, eat his food, sleep in his bed, and fuck his shit up.
- Cpl. Ray Person: Jeff, you realize you're a communist?
- Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: Fuck I am.