Alec Baldwin credited as playing...
Jack Donaghy
- Jack Donaghy: [to Liz, in an awestruck voice] There they are, the Six Sigmas themselves!
- Liz Lemon: They're dudes?
- Jack Donaghy: Each of them embodies a pillar of the Six Sigma business philosophy: Teamwork, Insight, Brutality, Male Enhancement, Hand-Shakefulness, and Play Hard.
- Jack Donaghy: I'm actually joining the Six Sigmas for L.U.N.C.H.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, okay... I like lunch.
- Jack Donaghy: Right. Yes. Well... Join us.
- Liz Lemon: Okay.
- [entering a room]
- Liz Lemon: What is this?
- Jack Donaghy: It's L.U.N.C.H.: Lego Utilization for Negating Crisis Hierarchies.
- Charles: It's a competitive teambuilding exercise where one person directs his teammates in the construction of a Lego model that only he can see.
- Jack Donaghy: Lemon, why don't you join team Donaghy? We'll win this thing, and then we'll go to class.
- Liz Lemon: I don't want to go to a class.
- Jack Donaghy: No, Lemon. C.L.A.S.S. It's an acronym for Consuming Lunch And Simple Socializing.
- Liz Lemon: Now that just seems intentionally confusing.