Jack McBrayer credited as playing...
Kenneth Parcell
- Kenneth Parcell: You can't eat candy if you have diabetes.
- Tracy Jordan: There's no link between diabetes and diet. That's a white myth, Ken; like Larry Bird or Colorado.
- Kenneth Parcell: What can I do for you, Miss... Jimplin?
- Jenna Maroney: [using the method to prepair for her Janis Joplin role] Well according to my Wikipedia page, I'm gonna need some Cherry juice, Buttermilk and Tequila to make my signature Janice Joplin cocktail: the Frank-schlong.
- Kenneth Parcell: Mr. Jordan, I've seen too many folks back home die of diabetes and go-kart accidents to sit idly by while you ruin your health. You need to eat better.
- Tracy Jordan: N-O-E, no! E!