Jenna Fischer credited as playing...
Pam Beesly
- Andy Bernard: Every compliment has to be backhanded. "Oh, I like your dress, but I'd like it more if you had prettier hair."
- Pam Beesly: That's psychotic. Do guys actually do that?
- Jim Halpert: Guys with girlfriends don't.
- Michael Scott: Okay, we need a golden-ticket idea to get us out of this mess. Yes?
- [Pam has her hand raised]
- Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
- Jim Halpert: Good one.
- Jim Halpert: Well, all I'm saying is it's a first date, so just keep a respectful distance.
- Kevin Malone: Right.
- Pam Beesly: I don't think Jim means to say that you shouldn't touch her.
- Jim Halpert: No, that is what I mean.
- Pam Beesly: Shush.
- Michael Scott: There is no movie called Willy Wonka! It's called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!
- Pam Beesly: It's actually based on the book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
- Michael Scott: Pam, knock-knock.
- Pam Beesly: [Whispering] I'm on the phone.
- Michael Scott: [Also whispering] I know you are, knock-knock.
- Pam Beesly: [On the phone] You can fax it over. Yeah, five, seven, zero, five, five, five...
- Michael Scott: [Trying to distract Pam] Four, nine, one.
- Pam Beesly: Zero, one.
- Michael Scott: Seven, four.
- Pam Beesly: Seven, five.
- Michael Scott: Flive, line.
- Pam Beesly: Zero, one. Seven, five. Than you, bye-bye.
- [Hangs up]
- Pam Beesly: That really makes us look unprofessional.
- Michael Scott: They will never know it was me doing it. Here we go, knock-knock.
- Pam Beesly: [Exasperated pause] Who's there?
- Michael Scott: Buda.
- Pam Beesly: Buda who?
- Michael Scott: Buda this bread for me, won't you?
- [Leaves a loaf of bread and a piece of butter on the table]