Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit. Now, it is well established Superman cleans his by flying into Earth's yellow sun, which incinerates any contaminant matter and leaves the invulnerable kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy-fresh.
- Howard Wolowitz: What if he gets something kryptonian on it?
- Sheldon Cooper: Like what?
- Howard Wolowitz: I don't know. Kryptonian mustard.
- Sheldon Cooper: I think we can safely assume all Kryptonian condiments were destroyed when the planet Krypton exploded.
- Raj Koothrappali: Or it turned into mustard kryptonite, the only way to destroy a rogue kryponian hot dog threatening Earth.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Raj, please. Let's stay serious here.
- Sheldon Cooper: I don't see anything in here a woman would want.
- Howard Wolowitz: You're kidding! You've got lotions, and bath oils, and soaps. That's the estrogen hat trick!
- Sheldon Cooper: What it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla. It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.
- Raj Koothrappali: Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff, let's just go next door and build a bear.
- Sheldon Cooper: I told you before, bears are terrifying.
- Howard Wolowitz: C'mon, bath stuff! It's perfect.
- [picks up basket]
- Howard Wolowitz: You got a scented candle, a cleansing burst, spearmint and green tea bath oil; promotes relaxation!
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, that pre-supposes Penny is tense.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, she knows you; she's tense. We all are.
- Raj Koothrappali: Trailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike if he has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper, who is dominating in the 9th frame with a career best, 68.