Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Howard Wolowitz: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
- Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
- Howard Wolowitz: So there is a number.
- Howard Wolowitz: [Penny and Alicia are physically fighting] Oh, my God... girl fight!
- [Restrains Leonard]
- Leonard: What are you doing?
- Howard Wolowitz: I know you. You are stupid enough to break it up.
- Howard Wolowitz: I got it, you're angry. You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest.
- Debbie Wolowitz: Little bird? You're almost thirty. Fly, for God's sake!