Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Rajesh Koothrappali: I think she's smoking hot.
- Howard Wolowitz: I'd hit that!
- Sheldon Cooper: You'd hit particulate soil on a colloidal suspension.
- [Wolowitz looks at him for clarification]
- Sheldon Cooper: Mud.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry, I am not going back to the renaissance fair.
- Howard Wolowitz: Come on, Sheldon, there are so few places I can wear my jester costume.
- Sheldon Cooper: I don't care. There are far too many historical anomalies for my comfort.
- Rajesh Koothrappali: Oh, okay, how about this. You can go dressed as a Star Trek science officer exploring a planet very similar to Earth in the fifteen hundreds.
- Sheldon Cooper: You mean like Spock?
- Rajesh Koothrappali: [shrugs] Sure.
- Sheldon Cooper: Fascinating.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm glad Penny's dating. Now I can really let loose.
- Howard Wolowitz: You were holding back?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Out of courtesy, yes.
- Rajesh Koothrappali: What about the ten years before Penny.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hey, I've date plenty of women.
- Howard Wolowitz: Like who?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, there's Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle...
- [pause]
- Sheldon Cooper: Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two".
- Rajesh Koothrappali: What happens in costume at ComiCon stays at ComiCon!
- Howard Wolowitz: You're only saying that because of what happened to you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What happened to you?
- Rajesh Koothrappali: Nothing happened to me.
- Howard Wolowitz: It's not your fault, Raj. He was dressed as a green Orion slave girl.