Kevin Sussman credited as playing...
Stuart Bloom
- Stuart: You can throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right.
- Sheldon Cooper: Au contraire.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I've spent the last three hours in an online debate in the DC Comics Batman chatroom, and I need your help.
- Stuart: Oh yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn. What's the topic?
- Sheldon Cooper: I am asserting, in the event that Batman's death proves permanent, that original Robin, Dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl.
- Stuart: Ooh, Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.
- Sheldon Cooper: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
- Stuart: Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge. But returning to the original issue, Dick Grayson became Nightwing, a superhero in his own right. Batman 2 has to be the second Robin, Jason Todd.
- Sheldon Cooper: Has to be? Has to be? I hope you're being deliberately provocative
- Stuart: Look Sheldon, it's late, I've gotta get some sleep.
- Sheldon Cooper: So I win.
- Stuart: No, I'm tired.
- Sheldon Cooper: So I win.
- Stuart: Fine, you win.
- Sheldon Cooper: Darn tootin' I win.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hey Stuart, this is Penny. She's just looking for some comic books.
- Stuart Bloom: Oh really, wow.
- [to Penny]
- Stuart Bloom: Blink twice if you're here against your will.