Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Howard Wolowitz: [sitting in the bar] I'm not sitting here with a guy drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.
- Rajesh Koothrappali: Fine. I'll have a Chocolate martini.
- Howard Wolowitz: Wrong, again.
- Rajesh Koothrappali: Come on, you know I can't talk to women unless I'm lit up like the Hindu festival of Devali.
- Howard Wolowitz: Look, there are plenty of bars in Los Angeles where you can order grasshoppers and chocolate martinis but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.
- Rajesh Koothrappali: Gotcha. I'll have a Brandy Alexander.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, we agreed we'd do something different tonight.
- Sheldon Cooper: All right. Let's go to the comic book store.
- Rajesh Koothrappali: We went to the comic book store last night.
- Sheldon Cooper: Last night was Wednesday; Wednesday *is* comic book night. Tonight we'll be going on Thursday because it's anything-can-happen Thursday.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon.