Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Raj Koothrappali: It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.
- Howard Wolowitz: Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty.
- Raj Koothrappali: I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian.
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, that's Marcie. Peppermint Patty is just athletic.
- [last lines]
- Howard Wolowitz: [speaking through an avatar] Hello, fair Penny.
- Penny: Who are you?
- Howard Wolowitz: It is I, Sir Howard of Wolowitz. Can I interest you in an afternoon of spirited questing, followed by a flagon of ale at yon virtual tavern?
- Penny: Yeah, sure, why not?
- Penny: [looking up from her laptop with a horrified expression] Oh my God, I need help.
- [shuts laptop and pushes it away]
- Leonard Hofstadter: [watching fluid bounce on a stereo speaker] Hey, check it out. It's just cornstarch and water.
- Sheldon Cooper: They make up a non-Newtonian fluid which is liquid, but it's solid under the percussive action of the speaker.
- Howard Wolowitz: That's what makes it get all funky.