Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Sheldon Cooper: [Leonard comes walking out of his bedroom and hears this conversation coming from inside Sheldon's bedroom] Please, Penny, enough. I have to sleep.
- Penny: Ok, well, you were great. Thanks.
- [Penny comes walking out of Sheldon's room quietly before spotting Leonard standing there]
- Penny: Oh. Hey, Leonard, don't go in Sheldon's room, he's not wearing bottoms.
- [she walks away]
- Leonard Hofstadter: [knocks on Sheldon's door] Sheldon, you want to catch me up again?
- Raj Koothrappali: It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.
- Howard Wolowitz: Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty.
- Raj Koothrappali: I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian.
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, that's Marcie. Peppermint Patty is just athletic.
- Penny: Uh, Queen Penelope AFK. What?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, um, here's the thing, um, sometimes people, good people, you know, they start playing these games and they find themselves through no fault of their own, you know, kind of, addicted.
- Penny: Yeah, get to the point, I'm about to level up here.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, i-i-i-it's just if a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life it's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they get a false sense of accomplishment.
- Penny: Yeah, jabber jabber jabber, okay boys, Queen Penelope's back online.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you've got cheetos in your hair.
- Penny: Oh, thanks.
- [Eats it]
- Sheldon Cooper: If you don't figure something out, I warn you I shall become very difficult to live with.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy fun-time Sheldon?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'll go talk to her.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You want to catch me up?
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, let's see. Uh, she attempted to open her apartment with her car key because her face is overly Midwestern. Uh, she hasn't had sex in six months. And she ate a fly.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Uh-huh. Seriously? Six months?
- Leonard Hofstadter: You know there are groceries outside of your apartment?
- Penny: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting and it's starting to attract wildlife.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Shouldn't you be at work?
- Penny: I don't work on Mondays.
- Leonard Hofstadter: It's Thursday.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [watching fluid bounce on a stereo speaker] Hey, check it out. It's just cornstarch and water.
- Sheldon Cooper: They make up a non-Newtonian fluid which is liquid, but it's solid under the percussive action of the speaker.
- Howard Wolowitz: That's what makes it get all funky.