Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Sheldon Cooper: I still don't see why I need a driver's license. Albert Einstein never had a driver's license.
- Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.
- Penny: Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts.
- Howard Wolowitz: Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?
- Sheldon Cooper: How else are they going to learn? Look, question two: "When are roadways most slippery?" Now, okay, there are three answers, none of which are correct. The correct answer is when covered by a film of liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction between the tire and the road to essentially zero, but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction.
- Octavia: [approving his permit] Here's your learner's permit. Go away.
- Sheldon Cooper: But I'm not done. I... I have many additional concerns about these questions.
- Octavia: Don't make me climb over this counter.
- Penny: [leading Sheldon away] All right, come on. Come on.
- Octavia: Next!
- Sheldon Cooper: Aced it.
- Octavia: Application?
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm actually more of a theorist.
- Howard Wolowitz: The application in your hand, give it to her.
- Howard Wolowitz: I haven't configured it yet. Let's see, Bradly tank, transport truck, Batmobile...
- Sheldon Cooper: Oooo
- Leonard Hofstadter: No!