Kaley Cuoco credited as playing...
Penny
- Leonard Hofstadter: Let me ask you something: if your friend thinks he's dating someone, but he's not, because in fact you're dating her, does that make you a bad person?
- Penny: Well that depends.
- Leonard Hofstadter: On what?
- Penny: Is that friend Wolowitz?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah...
- Penny: Screw him - you're fine.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Are you sure?
- Penny: Well... Have you slept with her yet?
- [Leonard nods]
- Penny: You dog! Good for you!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Does that change things?
- Penny: No.
- Leonard Hofstadter: So, why did you ask?
- Penny: I'm nosy!
- Penny: [Trying to get Howard to admit he works on the Mars Rover project] No, I remember specifically, you started by asking if I was from Mars, because my ass was out of this world.
- Howard Wolowitz: Well that does sound like me, but no.
- Penny: Howard, your scooter's blocking my car.
- [Sees Howard with an eyepatch]
- Penny: Aw, did you get pinkeye again?
- Howard Wolowitz: Step one, she notices the eye-patch. May I say, Penny, not a lot of women could look as *hot* as you do with such greasy hair.
- [Penny pulls on the eyepatch and snaps it back]
- Penny: Yeah, just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster.
- [Exits]
- Howard Wolowitz: Ow.
- Penny: Howard, didn't you say you worked on the Mars rover?
- Howard Wolowitz: No. You're mistaken.
- Penny: Yeah, when we first met, you said that if I went out with you, I could drive a car on Mars.
- Howard Wolowitz: I don't know what you're talking about.