Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson: Think of the funniest thing ever.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Got it.
- Barney Stinson: Now double it.
- Robin Scherbatsky: A chimpanzee with two tuxedos?
- Barney Stinson: [as Lily exits the elevator in GNB office building] Lily! What are you doin' here?
- Lily Aldrin: Oh! I'm here to give Marshall something.
- Barney Stinson: Ahhh! Here to, GIVE, him something.
- [Winks]
- Barney Stinson: Gotcha!
- [Winks]
- Barney Stinson: Nice!
- Lily Aldrin: Yeah, but I'm, I'm in a hurry. Can I just give it to you?
- Barney Stinson: [Thinks about it] Sure, OK.
- Lily Aldrin: And, and, and then you'll give it to him.
- Barney Stinson: Wai... Ho... Ay... I dunno about all that. I mean, yours will have to be very good.
- Lily Aldrin: What are you talking about?
- Barney Stinson: What are you talking about?
- Lily Aldrin: Mar, Marshall forgot his pants, so I'm bringing him a new pair.
- Barney Stinson: Ha! Marshall forgot his pants. Well, it's a good thing you came by, because he has a really important meeting today and it would be pretty embarrassing, and not at all funny if he were to show up not wearing pants. So, I'll make sure he gets these.