Bob Saget credited as playing...
Narrator
- Narrator: [Voiceover] Kids, everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.
- Lily Aldrin: Half the length of the relationship.
- Marshall Eriksen: One week for every month you were together.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Exactly 10,000 drinks. However long that takes.
- Barney Stinson: You can't measure something like this in time. There's a series of steps: from her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there. Next!
- Narrator: [Voiceover] But I think you start to recover the moment you meet that person who gets you back in the game.