Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Our agents should look more like McGee than they do DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: More like you than like me.
- [all the teams are being assigned new recruits to observe, except Gibbs']
- Officer Ziva David: I heard rumors that Gibbs refuses to take one.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wrong, they won't give him one. Think about it. You take a date back to your family's house, you want to make a good impression. You want them to *like* you. You don't introduce them to your weird Uncle Jethro until, like, the fifth date.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [entering behind him] Since when are you an expert on fifth dates, DiNozzo?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're very right about that, Boss.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I prefer to choose my own team.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Just like you chose Special Agent Langer? That didn't work out very well, did it?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You want to hear me say I made a mistake about Langer?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: How much did they take?
- Paul Harris: This branch just received a money delivery.
- [hands Gibbs a card]
- Paul Harris: Paul Harris, corporate security. They took $27,000. Could have been worse.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [indicating the dead guard] Not for him.
- Paul Harris: Sorry, of course. I didn't mean that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This bank ever been hit before?
- Paul Harris: No, no, never. This is Quantico. I mean, come on, it's a freakin' Marine base that houses the FBI Academy.