Martin Mull credited as playing...
Russell
- Charlie Harper: Hey, Russell?
- Russell: I'm busy.
- Charlie Harper: I've got a question about these condoms.
- Charlie Harper: I told you, Charlie, I'm giving you the best bulk rate I can!
- Charlie Harper: Okay! Okay! So, bottom line, what you're saying is, even if I'm wearing a condom, there's a chance I could get someone pregnant?
- Russell: Did you miss eighth grade health class, Charlie?
- Charlie Harper: Oh, come on! Who went to health class?
- Russell: Well, amongst others, a certain self-medicating pharmacist who pays alimony to three different women, but not one penny in child support.