Review by derbigpr

I'm writing this review 12 minutes into the movie. I'm not gonna watch the rest. Life is too short to watch the rest of this garbage, and the first 12 minutes already insulted my intelligence more than I can tolerate, in fact, if this amount of absolutely nonsensical, idiotic, unintelligent moments happened throughout the entire movie, it would have been too much. Just the first 12 minutes though, makes it an absolute disaster. I can't imagine the last time I watched something that was this dumb on so many levels and that made me feel like the makers of the movie were directly insulting me, or simply trolling to see what they can get away with. They've broken every law of physics and avoided any trace of common sense possible by now.

Stop making movies this unbelievably dumb. Use the resources for something else. More to the point, how do people as dumb as those who made this movie get the funding to begin with? Who has enough money to fund the making of a movie like this, but not enough common sense to realize how bad it's gonna be? We live in a time when people with zero talent, no, it's not even zero talent, it's ANTI-talent, have the opportunity to make insults to humanity in form of horrible movies, shows, music, etc. That has no room in this universe, and for some reason, someone out there funds it all.