Hayden Panettiere credited as playing...
Kirby Reed
- The Voice: I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like them as much as him? Forget watching Stab, instead you get to live it.
- Kirby Reed: No. No, no, no, no. He's the expert. It's not me.
- The Voice: Warm up question: Jason's weapon?
- Kirby Reed: Uh, it's a machete.
- The Voice: There. You see? You do know the genre. Michael Myers?
- Kirby Reed: Uh, butcher knife.
- The Voice: Leatherface?
- Kirby Reed: [crying] Chainsaw! Please!
- The Voice: Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?
- Kirby Reed: Razor hands.
- The Voice: Name the movie that started the slasher craze: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left, or Psycho?
- Kirby Reed: Psycho.
- The Voice: None of the above! Peeping Tom, 1960, directed by Michael Powell. First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.
- Kirby Reed: Wait. No, no, no. Please, just ask me one more question. Just one more.
- The Voice: Alright, Kirby, then it's time for your last-chance question. Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the vill...
- Kirby Reed: Halloween, uh, Texas Chainsaw, Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have Eyes, Amityville Horror, uh, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody Valentine, When A Stranger Calls, Prom Night, Black Christmas, House of Wax, The Fog, Piranha. It's one of those, right? Right?
- [silence]
- Kirby Reed: I got it right. I was fucking right.
- [goes outside; unties Charlie]
- Kirby Reed: Don't worry, Charlie. I fucking won. I won. He tried to beat me but I fucking won.
- [holding knife]
- Charlie Walker: Kirby? This is making a move!
- [stabs her]
- Charlie Walker: Four years of class together and you notice me now? You stupid bitch! It's too late! Shhh, I know. It doesn't happen as fast as it does in the movies, I know.
- [finishes stabbing her and drops her; runs away]
- Kirby Reed: Come on Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me! Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?
- The Voice: Alright, how's the movie?
- Kirby Reed: What movie?
- The Voice: Shaun of the Dead.
- Kirby Reed: How did you know that?
- The Voice: Because I'm standing in the closet.
- Charlie Walker: Did you feel that? That charge that went between us just then?
- Kirby Reed: Oh that was me. I have powers!
- Charlie Walker: So sexy.
- Robbie: You're a movie knack, Kirby, what's your favourite scary movie?
- Kirby Reed: Bambi. Dork. What?
- Charlie Walker: That's funny, Kirby!
- Deputy Judy Hicks: Did you get a call from the killer?
- Kirby Reed: No. Is... is that a bad thing? Does that mean I'm not gonna live as long as these two?
- Sheriff Dewey Riley: No. Maybe. Of course not! Just uh... just be careful.
- Kirby Reed: Oh my god, did you hear that? I'm gonna be next!
- Kirby Reed: Who invited you, Trevor?
- Trevor Sheldon: All right, clearly not you! Wow! I'm gonna be upstairs, that is whoo!
- Kirby Reed: Get out of my house!
- Kirby Reed: You do know they're cops all over this house?
- The Voice: I think I have just enough time to slice someone open!
- [Charlie leaves after Trevor accidentally kills the moment with Kirby]
- Trevor Sheldon: Did I miss something?
- [Kirby looks annoyed, Trevor realizes why]
- Trevor Sheldon: [laughing while whispering] Shut the fuck up!
- Kirby Reed: Why are you here?
- [Trevor, still laughing, gets up and starts to walk away]
- Trevor Sheldon: Well I'm gonna go find Jill. WOW.
- Kirby Reed: Get out of my house!
- Charlie Walker: Oh my God, let me in!
- Kirby Reed: Get away from the door, Charlie.
- Charlie Walker: Kirby, it's me! Please let me in!
- Kirby Reed: Get away from the door, Charlie!
- Charlie Walker: It's me!
- Kirby Reed: I'm sorry, I can't.