Jonathan Bailey credited as playing...
Fiyero
- Fiyero: Why is it you're always causing some sort of commotion?
- Elphaba: I don't cause commotions, I am one.
- Fiyero: Yeah, well, that's for sure.
- Elphaba: So you think I should just keep my mouth shut, is that what you're saying?
- Fiyero: What? No. No, I'm saying...
- Elphaba: [cutting off] You think I want to be this way?
- Fiyero: I...
- Elphaba: [interrupts] You think I want to care this much?
- Fiyero: No, I mean...
- Elphaba: [interrupts yet again] I know that my life would be much easier if I didn't care, but...
- Fiyero: [Snaps] Do you ever let anyone else talk?
- Elphaba: Sorry...
- Fiyero: I was just...
- Elphaba: [interrupts yet again] But can I just say one more thing? You could've walked away back there.
- Fiyero: So?
- Elphaba: So, no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be...
- Fiyero: [cuts off] Uh, excuse me, there's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.
- Elphaba: Oh, please. No you're not. Otherwise you wouldn't be so unhappy.
- Boq: Um, I hope you'll save a dance for me tonight. I'll be right there, waiting... All night.
- Glinda: [steals a glance at Nessarose, who is alone] That's so kind. But you know what would be even kinder?
- Glinda: [sings, points at Nessarose] See that tragic'lly beautiful girl, the one in the chair? It seems so unfair, we should go on a spree and not she, gee. I know someone would be my hero, if that someone were to go invite her.
- Boq: [reluctantly] Well, maybe I could invite her.
- Glinda: Oh, Bick, really? You would do that for me?
- Boq: I would do anything for you.
- [Then Glinda encourages Boq to come to Nessarose, cleverly ushering him without hurting him]
- Fiyero: [watches Glinda usher Boq out, laughing] You're good.
- Glinda: [feigns innocence] I don't know what you mean, I love helping others. Oh, and I happen to be free tonight, after all.
- Glinda: [sings] Now that we've met one another...
- Glinda, Fiyero: [harmonizing] It's clear we deserve each other!
- Glinda: You're perfect.
- Fiyero: You're perfect.
- Glinda, Fiyero: [both sing] So we're perfect together, born to be forever. Dancing through life!
- Fiyero: [Bids his farewell to Elphaba before she leaves to Emerald City] Good luck.
- [Walks away, leaving Glinda alone]
- Glinda: [Flabbergasted] See? There! What.. Wh-wh-what is that?
- Elphaba: Don't be upset, Galinda.
- Glinda: [frustrated] It's Glinda now! Stupid. I don't even know what made me say it.
- Elphaba: It doesn't matter what your name is, everyone loves you.
- Glinda: I don't care! I want him. I don't think he's perfect anymore and I still want him. This must be what other people feel like. How do they bear it?
- Glinda: [claps her hands to get everyone's attention] Excuse me! Everyone, please! I have an announcement!
- [All Shiz students excitedly gather]
- Glinda: I... Am changing my name.
- [All students gasp]
- Fiyero: Your name?
- Glinda: [tosses her hair] Yes.
- Elphaba: Are you sure?
- Glinda: [tosses her hair again] Yes. Since Dr. Dillamond used to have his own goat-like way of pronouncifying my name, in solidarity and in order to express my outrage, I will henceforth be known no longer as... Gah-linda, but simply...
- [slightly hesitating]
- Glinda: Glinda.
- [She bows with her legs crosses. All Shiz students fawn and clap for her while Fiyero and Elphaba could only look at each other]
- Pfannee, ShenShen: [clap their hands] She's so brave! Such... Braverism!