Daryl Sabara credited as playing...
Kyle Clayton
- Lance Clayton: What's Andrew doing here?
- Kyle: What? Andrew? Don't bother Andrew, alright? He has asthma.
- Kyle: Bruce Hornsby's a fag.
- Lance Clayton: He's got kids, Kyle.
- Kyle: You have a kid. And you're a fag.
- Claire: So, do you play sports?
- Kyle: No, I'm a big spaz like my dad.
- Lance Clayton: Well, I was in the dive team in college.
- Kyle: Diving's not really a sport; it's falling.
- Lance Clayton: Come on now, Kyle, you must be passionate about something.
- Kyle: You wanna know what I like? I like looking at vaginas.
- Lance Clayton: Oh.
- Kyle: All day long.
- Lance Clayton: [during his dinner date with Claire] Kyle, who are you texting?
- Kyle: Andrew.
- Lance Clayton: Well, why don't you give that a break while we're eating, son.
- Kyle: No, I can't do that. It's important.
- Lance Clayton: [forcingly] Put it away.