Teri Hatcher credited as playing...
Susan Mayer
- [Susan swipes Katherine's pearls to pay MJ's tuition, and Katherine chases her into the street wearing only a towel]
- Katherine Mayfair: Susan Mayer for God's sake, give me back my pearls.
- Susan Mayer: [Susan grabs hold of the towel] Pearls or towel, you decide.
- Katherine Mayfair: You wouldn't dare!
- Susan Mayer: I have been naked once on this street. It would be nice to take the heat off that story.
- Katherine Mayfair: Have you lost your mind?
- Susan Mayer: Mike said he can't afford to pay for MJ's private school, now I know why! He wants to see his girlfriend wearing pearls when she flashes him!
- Katherine Mayfair: He wouldn't pay for MJ's school?
- Susan Mayer: No. So, I was gonna take these and sell them to try to pay for it and now that I'm saying it out loud, I hear how stupid that sounds.
- Katherine Mayfair: I can't believe Mike would do that.
- Susan Mayer: Well... he did.
- [They hear someone fall]
- Parker Scavo: [Smiling, waves to them] Hey Mrs. Mayfair, it's nice to see you.
- [she adjusts her towel]