Skeleton Key 2: 667 Neighbor of the Beast

Errrm, (cough cough) errm....(utterly speechless)...errm....yeah...I'm, errm, not really sure how to put something this calibre of bad into words...

...I was expecting a cheap straight to DVD sequel to Kate Hudson's Skeleton key, which wasn't a bad movie...And...Errm...I got this...A £20 budget, made by college kids with nothing better to do, no special effects, no story, the worst acting you've ever seen, bad lighting and sound, jokes that are so unfunny they actually make your blood boil with anger, nude women that are so unattractive it makes you fancy a romantic night in with Rosie O'Donnell, I could go on and on...

...This film really does need destroying so that other people are not duped into renting this out...Shame on you IMDb for not allowing a rating lower than a 1....Minus 350,000 would not do this film justice, it really is THAT bad....WOW!!! ((Goes to flush out his brain with bleach and try to remove the memory of having watched this tripe))

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. It has no connection with the skeleton key at all. There is no real point to the movie whatsoever, with no explanation why the weird things that happened. The actors in it are worse than ever before, that Jamaican was so annoying throughout the movie, i think i would have rathered watch "kids in the sandbox" again (do not watch kids in the sandbox, it was a joke). That demon thing was stupid by wanting the main character to screw every girl in sight, the songs in it were obnoxiously annoying, and it was just plain confusing all around. If the people who made this crappy movie actually made money off of it, then I will make a movie. I've seen better movies at school, like the "do not drink and drive" and "be abstinent" movies where you just laugh at the bad acting and stupid lines. Believe me when i say that their acting was more horrific than the movie itself. I do not even think anyone on purpose could act as bad as they did.I couldn't watch anymore of the thing after an hour of watching it, and i believe there was at least another 45 minutes of a movie left!I will repeat again DONOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! It's not worth the headache. You have been warned that this movie causes severe migraines.I had my worst one after watching this thing.

I must say this was absolutely terrible. Skeleton key 2??? This is a movie with camera flashes during the movie. What are they making pictures of you wonder? Pictures of a fat guy singing a song while having a bucket of poo on his head. This isn't even funny even if you like Tom Green.

Don't bother watching this, it has nothing to do with the skeleton key. It's just some idiots with a camera that you can see on Youtube all the time, only this is even worse. If you do decide to watch this, be prepared. I would advice to have a good film ready to use. Because this one leaves a scar in the movie business.

Acting: 1 Comedy: 1 Camera work: 1 tits: 6

p-semple is an astroturfer. Great music? Most of it sound likes an old NEW game. Better acting? Better than what, a dead sloth. The lighting is horrid, the camera work was done by a crack fiend, and the audio was all over the place. The entire plot is Satan telling some guy that his life bar goes down when he gets hurt (they actually display a life bar) and it goes up when "he has sex with those awesome asses". I wish I was kidding. The devil watches him have 'sex' while eating popcorn, wearing 3D glasses, and shaking pom-poms while saying "Do it do it do it!" You'd think it would be funny. You'd be wrong.

How did they get away with using 'Skeleton Key' without being sued is beyond me. The girls are not even attractive.

This is worse than a bad Troma film.

With all the special effects crap rolling out I was pleased to finally see a flick that has no one to answer to, not even itself! Improvised, self indulgent and funny! No, it's not going win any Oscars, but it sure as hell better than some of the society pandering movies most studios churn out with 10 times the budget. Random references to old and new flicks that are cheeky, made it shine for me. The sexual bits that just smack you in the face, is what make it outrageous and more fun! If you are a fan of improv, this will entertain you to no end. Each character is unique and I hope this universe keeps on going. Sit down and just try to enjoy something above the norm.