Danny DeVito credited as playing...
Frank Reynolds
- Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara: Oh yes, Mac and Dennis, get ready for a mouthful of strawberry blond, hair covered balls.
- Frank Reynolds: [stunned] What is it with you people? You're touching each other's nipples, putting your balls in each other's mouths... I just don't understand your generation.
- Frank Reynolds: Oh, yeah? I was hunted once. I just came back from Nam. I was hitching through Oregon, and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out. It was a bloodbath!
- Charlie Kelly: That's Rambo, dude.
- Frank Reynolds: What?
- Mac: You just described the plot of Rambo.
- Frank Reynolds: Yeah that's the first- from the first one.
- Mac: It's First Blood.
- Charlie Kelly: I think you're confusing your life with Rambo.
- Dennis Reynolds: That's not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life.
- Frank Reynolds: [Charlie and Dee are discussing where to get some human meat from Frank] That wasn't human meat! It was raccoon meat. You probably got a tapeworm, that stuff is loaded with parasites!
- Charlie Kelly: [Charlie starts laughing hysterically] Raccoon meat! BULLSHIT!
- Dee Reynolds: Oh yes Frank, we're gonna go get some of that human meat of yours!
- Charlie Kelly: [brandishing a butcher knife] I'M GONNA CHOP A PIECE OF THAT FAT LITTLE CALF MUSCLE OF YOURS AND I'M GONNA EAT IT! GET HIM!
- [Charlie and Dee chase after Frank]
- Mac: And the hunt is on once again.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh those two are gonna have so much fun.
- [Dennis goes and locks the door]
- Mac: Yes indeed. But the question still remains with what to do with Mr. Cricket.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yup Mac, it's just us now. Just you and me, and a couple of pairs of sour, sweaty balls.
- Frank Reynolds: Ah I see you two are enjoying my meat. I was just buying some wine. A nice port to compliment what you two have just eaten. By the way, you know what you've just eaten right?
- Dee Reynolds: Was it venison?
- Frank Reynolds: You WISH it was venison!
- Charlie Kelly: What is it then?
- Frank Reynolds: THAT which you have just eaten, which your taste buds have savored, which your teeth have just torn apart, THAT is human meat.