Erica Durance credited as playing...
Lois Lane
- Lois Lane: [talking to Oliver, who has been poisoned and is unconscious] ... Look at us, the noble couple. I let you go and in turn you were supposed to save the world. This Ollie, this isn't saving the world. Is it? This is you backing out on your end of the deal. You know maybe... maybe we had it wrong... Maybe our... story ends and neither of us our heroes... because you're not the only one who couldn't hold up his end of the deal. The truth is...
- [starts to cry]
- Lois Lane: sometimes I wonder if I should have ever let you go...
- Davis Bloome: You must be Lois.
- Lois Lane: You must be the one who's actually qualified to do this.
- Davis Bloome: He's dying. I'm sorry.
- Lois Lane: Here is what's gonna happen, Dimples. You are going to reach into that handy little tackle box of yours and pull us out a miracle. Oliver Queen does not die today.
- Davis Bloome: The best I can do is keep him alive a few minutes longer.
- Lois Lane: Then do it.
- Lois Lane: Hey, have you seen Ollie? Apparently he's boozed his way into a - -
- [Sees him unconscious]
- Lois Lane: Whoa, who's he been partying with, Motley Crüe?
- Chloe Sullivan: Lois, it's not what you think.
- Lois Lane: Find me a 24-hour market. I need a sports drink, as much vitamin B as you can get your hands on, and one dill pickle. Let's go! Tick tock!
- Lois Lane: Latest dish with a side order of spell check. "Grisly murders down on Hampton."
- Tess Mercer: Lois Lane. I haven't fired you yet?
- Lois Lane: Guess you're too busy printing my stories.
- Lois Lane: What's with the Oliver Queen collage?
- Tess Mercer: I figured the news had trickled down to the basement by now. You know, for a renowned party boy, Queen doesn't know how to hold his liquor.
- Lois Lane: Unbelievable. Metropolis may have its very own Jack the Ripper and you're preoccupied with smearing a humanitarian. Do you even know Oliver Queen?
- Tess Mercer: Not like you do. Come on, you can't tell me you don't get a twinge of pleasure seeing your ex take a public nosedive.
- Lois Lane: Look, he's a good person, who stands up against corruption and social injustice.
- Tess Mercer: Wow. I was gonna offer you the story, but after that bleeding-heart testimonial, you're obviously not objective enough to uncover the rest of it.
- Lois Lane: Well, it's not exactly a news flash. You drink, you get drunk.
- Tess Mercer: When someone leaves a club fall-down drunk, the story only gets better. I need someone to get to the bottom of this without suffering from an emotional meltdown.
- Lois Lane: Please. You know, you need to read your gossip column. Oliver and I were through a long time ago. I'll take the story.
- Clark Kent: I spoke to Chloe, she said you didn't come home last night.
- Lois Lane: So not what you're thinking. I may have played nurse with Oliver, but it never progressed to doctor.